Got yourself one of those fancy new male masturbators, eh? You’re officially one of the cool kids. You’ll now be invited to more pants parties than you’ve ever dreamed possible. It’s time to dust off the Member’s Only jacket and dig out the Stetson cologne. Or not.
The real way to truly enjoy whatever sex toy you just bought is to do each of the following three things before ever reading this article:
- Read a comprehensive buyer’s guide to select the perfect product and a complimentary lube.
- Teach yourself about proper sex toy clean-up and maintenance.
- Make sure you have all the necessary equipment to explore each feature of your toy.
After that, you’ll want to go over a few of these creative uses for male masturbators just to make sure you’re doing it right. I mean, you’re a cool kid now. You can’t be using your male masturbators like a rookie anymore. Here are a few ideas to get you started:
- Improve Your Stamina
Sexual stamina is defined as the amount of time you can have sex or masturbate before ejaculating. According to recent studies, the average man has a stamina of only about two to five minutes, while the average woman has a sexual stamina that can last as long as 20 minutes. Obviously, there is a major discrepancy there, which means stamina training is necessary for a man who wants to truly please his partner. And regardless of who you sleep with, being able to last an adequate amount of time in bed is a very good thing – just ask your ex.
- Practice Your Positioning
You do realize that there are more positions than missionary, right? If not, using the right male masturbator can help you figure that out. And even if you’re a big fan of doggy style and other positions, a good sex toy can revolutionize your skill set and transform your routine into something worth talking about. They say practice makes perfect, so why not use your new male masturbator as intended? In fact, there are even some special models out there that are made especially for position practicing and experimentation. Don’t believe me? Just look at some of the sex dolls and torsos they’re coming out with these days.
- Engage in Orgasmic Experimentation
There are so many sexy things you can try on your body with a good male masturbator. The options are virtually endless, and the limitations go only as far as you allow them to. Whether you want to practice different positions, improve your sexual stamina, see how much you can take before you break, or indulge in a little BDSM with a partner, the right male masturbator will make it all safe, easy and possible. As long as you’re adhering to the owner’s manual, using the ideal lubrication, and have take the proper precautions against skin irritation and allergies there should be no worries about pushing the orgasmic envelope a tad.
- Please Your Partner Like Never Before
Few things are more satisfying that being the cause of your partner’s uncontrollable O-face. Unfortunately, our bodies and mouths can’t always make that happen. Sex toys were invented for a reason, but that reason is not just so that individuals could masturbate alone in a dark room somewhere. Modern-day sex toys have all sorts of features for arousing couple’s play, so don’t dismiss the option completely just because it’s something new to you. As always, however, ask your partner what he/she would like to experience before selecting your toy. And don’t forget that many male masturbator manufacturers have started making compatible toys just for that reason.
- Enhance the Porn You Love to Watch
Who doesn’t love a good porno flick? Chances are, if you’re using a modern-day male masturbator, you’re also watching a ton of porn. So, why not combine the two in a way you’ve never thought possible? Today’s best male masturbators allow you to enhance your pornographic exposure by using things like virtual reality, Bluetooth connectivity, downloadable content and smart device apps to bring the fun right to your bedroom in real-time. With some devices you can even link to your partner’s toy, sync to music or enjoy sensations that are in tune with someone else’s. It’s getting pretty realistic out there, that’s all I’m saying.
- Support Your Long-Distance Relationships
With such high-tech, user-friendly features floating around it’s no wonder why so many people are using male masturbators and their complimentary devices as a way to support long-distance relationships. Customers can now customize their experience like never before, with features that include SenseMotion Technology, long-range controls and wireless remotes along with all the other amazingly high-tech things we discussed in #5. In other words, you now have zero excuse why you let that long-distance union go stale.
- Make It Easier to Stay Faithful
Temptation strikes us all from time to time, no matter how much we admire our partner. Acting on that temptation, however, is never a good idea. On the other hand, living with unsatisfied sexual urges can be extremely difficult. The right male masturbator can make it much easier to stay faithful in light of such intense compulsions. In fact, some of the higher quality models even allow users to formulate their own sexual fantasy through the use of features discussed above. So, even if you can’t really get away with it you can at least answer some of the questions in your head.
The right male masturbator can make all the difference in your bedroom routine, from making it easier to experiment sexually or stay faithful to helping with long-distance love affairs and bringing your favorite porn flick right to your lap. Best of all, the high-tech features being used are only getting better by the day, meaning that this time next year we’ll probably have something new to talk about. In any event, being creative with your sex toys is the best way to get your money’s worth out of them.